A Plot Made For Jewelry Television
The writer of the following article has never written a screenplay, but she does know a few screenwriters. One morning, she walked past a group of striking screenwriters. She has since devoted time to trying to visualize the programming on any sort of jewelry television. She has found some visual resources in a surprising place. The Persian television network in Los Angeles County has a channel that sells a product with a price that rivals the price on expensive jewelry. That channel sells Persian carpets, and it is called “Rugs’ TV.” The viewers of that channel sit through hours of auctions, auctions at which gorgeous Persian carpets go up for sale.
Is there any cable channel that offers viewers nothing but jewelry television? If there is, then the writers for that channel ought to get busy. Events happening in the last week of 2008 have provided writers with two great plot lines. Both of those plot lines seem tailor-made for jewelry television
One of the possible plot lines has emerged from a theft that took place in Italy. The daring robbers stole jewels from Damian, a maker of beautiful jewels, jewels such as those worn by attendees at the Oscar celebration. In fact, the Italian robbers entered the famous jewelry store on the very night of the Oscars.
Whoever happened to write the projected robbery story for an envisioned jewelry television would need to have the robbers digging a tunnel into the jewelry showroom. If the same script were to stay with the facts, then those robbers would steal bags of gold, diamonds and emeralds, but no pearls.
In order to truly re-create the actual event for any jewelry television viewers, a skilled writer would need to have the robbers surprise the showroom employees, by wearing masks and dark glasses in the room with the safe. The writer would need to call for four employees, with one of those four being forced to open the safe for the robbers. In a TV recreation of the heist, the other employees would most-likely be bound with rope.
Because of the connection between the Italian robbery and the showing of the Oscar’s, that robbery would seem to provide the right plot lines for a great TV serial. By a strange coincidence, a second possible jewelry-related story has emerged just three days after the Oscars. Some in Hollywood could use the new revelations from L.A. to develop yet another story line, a story line for a still imaginary jewelry TV.
A man held in a Los Angeles prison has led the LAPD to the location of buried jewels. The gold found in a Los Angeles hillside apparently represented what the prisoner and his accomplices had at one time stolen from unsuspecting L.A. residents. The robbers had stuffed all of the golden jewels in to a long, plastic cylinder.
Details about the trip to the hiding place for the jewels remained unclear, following the first mention of the buried treasure. The L.A. reporters, who included the story in the evening news, peppered their presentation with lots of speculation. The reporters kept alluding to the awaited movie with Harrison Ford. It was supposed to show the actor retrieving an imaginary collection of jewels.
Maybe movie fans might get word of still another Harrison Ford movie, following the one mentioned in movie trailers. Maybe jewelry news really will evolve into jewelry television.
